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Scomo Goes To Hawaii

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A Christmas mini album called “5 songs written in Hawaii by a climate change denier, Pentecostal christian and national leader whilst on holiday during a catastrophic national disaster the likes of which have never been seen in recorded history” or “Scoomo Goes 2 Hawaii” written by Dr Sure 21-23 December 2019

50% of profits will be donated to the RFS to assist in their ongoing battle, the other 50% will get Scomo back to Hawaii after this whole thing blows over.

(That’s a gag btw, 100% of profits have gone to the Rural Fire Service / volunteer firies. There’s also a bunch of options here to donate directly www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/dec/21/how-you-can-donate-and-help-the-volunteer-firefighters-in-australias-bushfire-crisis )

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released December 24, 2019

Written, recorded, mixed, mastered Dec 21-23, 2019 by Dr Sure

Cover art is an edited screenshot of the firewatch fire map of Australia on Dec 22, 2019

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Track Name: Off To Hawaii (Sinister Minister)
I’ve always had a go
And now I gotta go
I’ve got to get away
Off to Hawaii

My country is burning
My children crying
I need a get away
Off to Hawaii

The blaze has sizzled an area
The size of Thailand
I need to make a stand
But I’m off to Hawaii

The airs not fit to breath here
At Kirribilli billly
I’m on the first plane
Off to Hawaii

I am the prime minister
I’m not the crime minister
You think I’m so sinister
I’m in Hawaii

I am the prime minister
I’m not the crime minister
You think I’m so sinister
I’m just in Hawaii

Firefighters crowd funding
Firefighters dying
I need a get away
Im off to hawaii

Someone has lost a father
Someone has lost a brother
I’m sorry if you were offended by my family get away
We’re in hawaii-yee
Track Name: Honolua Bay (I'm a Runaway)
You know me well
You know my name
From Cronulla down
To honolua bay

I’m a run away
Baby I’m a run away

The country burns
The rivers wane
It must be time
For a holiday

I’m a run away
Baby I’m a run away

And I know you need me now more than ever
And I know I should be there to do my fucking job
But you know it’s an inconvenient time for this mess
And you know I was really planning to have a little rest

Yes I won the last election
And now I’m sittin in heaven
I thought I was resurrectin
But you won’t stop protestin

Cos I’m a run away
Baby I just run away
I’m a run away
Baby I’m your runaway man

Call me a coward
I am a saint
I heard the lord say
Honolua Bay

So I ran away
Baby I’m a runaway
I’m a run away
Maybe I’ll come back some day
Track Name: I Can't Hear You (From Honolulu)
I been sinking beers banzai pipeline
You been fighting fires workin overtime

I been kickin back with my toes in the sand
You been stacking sacks trying to save your land

I been in the lobby at the holiday inn (aloha)
You been at my house with the riot police

I been in my boardies with a stubbie with the boys
You been in my street hoping I hear your voice

But I can’t hear you!
From Honolulu
And I can’t see you!
From Honolulululululu

I been chillin back max relaxin off the clock
You been tellin me that I should do my job

I been hiding out from the nitty gritty
You been wearing gas masks in a major city

It’s not that hot here so I dunno what ya trippin about
You keep goin on bout climate and it’s honestly so chill here

I’m allocating funds for the big guy in the sky
You been trying to save your house u bin fighting fire

But I can’t see you!
From Honolulu
And I can’t hear you!
From Honolulululululu

You want to be there
Why can’t you be there on your own
I’m off the grid man
I’m out the loop
I’m in the zone

And I can’t hear you!
From Honolulu
And I can’t see you!
From Honolulu
Track Name: Wahine Loco (Everything is Burning)
Everything is burning
I’m talking about
My neck, my arms, my face
I lathered up with sunscreen
i burned anyway

Everything is burning
I hope it doesn’t peel
I think I’ll end up tanning
I’m bronzing up for real

I’m a wahine, loco
(Burn, burn)
I say aloha, ono
(Burn, burn)
I’m a wahine, loco
(Burn, burn, burn, burn)
No more haole scomo
No no
Cos everything is
Everything is burning

Everything is burning
pineapple on the pan
It’s like the rapture that I heard
From the pervert with the megachurch
I’m not sinner bit I fled

Cos Everything was burning
In that country i call home
I was e lected to lead it
But I needed to breath
And I couldn’t do that cos of smoke

I’m a wahine, loco
(Burn, burn)
I say aloha, ono
(Burn, burn)
I’m a wahine, loco
(Burn, burn)
No more haole scomo
No no
Track Name: Thoughts & Prayers (From The Deckchair)
I’m sending thoughts and prayers from the deck chair
I’m sending thoughts and prayers cos I’m not actually there
I’m sending thoughts and prayers instead of monetary aid
I’m sending thoughts and prayers from Hawaii-yay

The only leader
You and I will ever need-ahh
Its my friend Je-suss
He’ll never desert us

I’m sending thoughts and prayers with my fam-bam
I’m sending thoughts and prayers like a wild man
I’m sending thoughts and prayers to my main man
I’m sending thoughts and prayers to my imaginary friend

The only leader
You and I will ever need-ahh
Its my friend Je-suss
He’ll never desert us

I’m sending thoughts and prayers instead of water
I’m sending thoughts and prayers instead of helicopters
I’m sending thoughts and prayers cos I’m off my head
I’m sending thoughts and prayers instead of being there

The only leader
You and I will ever need-ahh
Its my friend Je-suss
The only leader
You and I will ever need-ahh
Its my friend Je-sus
He’ll never desert us

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